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cute slime girls

thereichenbachfinn:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look your deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

(via proteanvixen)

cooljaku:

holding your yaoi hand over your friends when it rains so they dont get wet 

(via shota-x-shota)

baby: d- da- da-

father: daddy?

baby: DAICHI O FUMISHIMETE KIMI WA MEZAMETE YUKU—

father: no

baby: —TENSHI NO HOHOEMI DE TSUREDASHITE!

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(via hikikotaku)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via hikikotaku)

lucidcyanotypes:

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

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(via shota-x-shota)

yourshadowisfollowingyou:

equestrianrepublican:

goodgirlforthegrasshopper:

TRANSPHOBIC COUNT!

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VLAH VLAH! GET OUT OF THAT DRESS! VLAH!

lolwut

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